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Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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(Source: aru, via gayteenss)

Have another pic of me, why not

Have another pic of me, why not

Tags: self thefezman

I tried, I can’t. Not anymore

Someone save me from this, there’s only so much I can take.

You may be asking what do you mean by this, but In honesty I couldn’t explain if I tried.

Someone talk to me keep me occupied ………….. Just not something silly or insulting. I’ve had enough of that for one day

My Theory On The Doctor’s Name

Please continue reading to find out my own theories and a possible spoiler should I be right of course.

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I’ve Finally Decided What I’m Going To Change My Literal Name Too

But I’m Not Going To Tell Just Yet

Tags: oh

brigwife:

This will never not be funny

brigwife:

This will never not be funny

(via zwolfenstein)

onna4:

voices of TARDIS

This is a story I wrote on the back of a friends coursework in a pub, here’s what it says
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This is the story of fathers and sons, a gang rape girl, and incest.
What a day this has been, first my hamster now this. In the middle of the frozen food section of Sainsbury’s.
To say her cunt was raw would be exactly right. That thing was practically destroyed.
As the 13th cock of the day entered her I gained what could be the 14th. In fact make that the 15th, 16th, and 17th.
Then little Timmy shat on her face, holy fuck that was hot. Shame about the blood but it did lube her cunt.
Then in a fury of peas, cabbages, and broccoli I realized the slang terms for puss were even stranger.
My god it’s a shame she died 20 minutes ago. Still warm though.
I wasn’t foreign when I started but with the amount of shit on me I could’ve opened a corner shop.
Her eyes maybe cold and dead but the eye contact made it all the more sweeter.
“CUT HER STOMACH OPEN!” Shouted Harry.
As her guts spewed out streams of cum landed deep inside her.
“THE DOG BLOODY GOT FIRST SHOT!” Shouted Ben as he shat himself.
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This is a story I wrote on the back of a friends coursework in a pub, here’s what it says

—————

This is the story of fathers and sons, a gang rape girl, and incest.

What a day this has been, first my hamster now this. In the middle of the frozen food section of Sainsbury’s.

To say her cunt was raw would be exactly right. That thing was practically destroyed.

As the 13th cock of the day entered her I gained what could be the 14th. In fact make that the 15th, 16th, and 17th.

Then little Timmy shat on her face, holy fuck that was hot. Shame about the blood but it did lube her cunt.

Then in a fury of peas, cabbages, and broccoli I realized the slang terms for puss were even stranger.

My god it’s a shame she died 20 minutes ago. Still warm though.

I wasn’t foreign when I started but with the amount of shit on me I could’ve opened a corner shop.

Her eyes maybe cold and dead but the eye contact made it all the more sweeter.

“CUT HER STOMACH OPEN!” Shouted Harry.

As her guts spewed out streams of cum landed deep inside her.

“THE DOG BLOODY GOT FIRST SHOT!” Shouted Ben as he shat himself.

—————


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youjustrealized:

More facts.
emmaeve:

Out for my birthday! 

I’m on the far right ^_^

emmaeve:

Out for my birthday! 

I’m on the far right ^_^

Never blend the blogs

Well today I’m just linking the followers of my main blog to my sister blog. 

I posted something earlier and I wanted people to see it, but give them the option to.

www.thefezmansdiary.tumblr.com

Tags: TheFezMan

j0annevisto:

it’s fucKING TRANSPARENT

j0annevisto:

it’s fucKING TRANSPARENT

(Source: murderfaace, via lifeofalazylad)

……

I’m aware I haven’t posted on this blog since around 2012 without counting reblogged material, the brutal and unbridled truth is that I’ve been busy.

More stuff will me coming up soon along with stories / ideas / thoughts / emotions / artwork.

I look forward to it ^_^

TFM

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